FUNNY STORY-
SEE MY FOOT? WELL, MY DADA WAS TRYING TO PLAY WITH ME THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW. HE PUT A RUBBER BAND AROUND MY FOOT. MAMA WAS YELLING AT HIM TO TAKE IT OFF. SHE THOUGHT HE DID, HE THOUGHT SHE DID. YADDA YADDA YADDA. NEXT MORNING I WOKE UP AND MY PAW AS AS BIG AS A PLUM AND ABOUT TO COME OFF. LUCKILY, DADA RUSHED ME TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I'D BE FINE. DADA NEVER PLAYED LIKE THAT WITH ME AGAIN.
I STILL LOVE MY DADA


